(pronounced kuh-nig-gits) noun (pl.) - a mispronunciation of the word "knights" used as a humorous or derogatory remark toward two or more English-speaking persons; specifically, those who endorse the English language.
English knights (kniggits) use knives (kuh-nives) to cutknots (kuh-nots).
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.