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Knektus Rektus 

The act of defecating honorary knights in full armor. This is an unusual disease that effect adventurers bearing heavy loads.

The name of this anomaly comes from the Swedish words for knight (knekt) and rectum (rektum).
"An old friend of mine got a bad case of Knektus Rektus the other day, with both shield and lance!"
Knektus Rektus by Liberos May 13, 2014
Related Words
Someone who loves Someone with no real feelings
Don't be kneket
kneket by Jenen February 19, 2022

kekction 

A kekction is either a action done by a kek or a action which is kek. This resolves around the world kek and action which basically means you did something stupid or unwanted and the group is going to roast you
Bro, dafuq was this kekction yesterday?
kekction by Stroehmidaboy April 6, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026