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Knarff: while in the bathtub, you let a wicked fart go, and the bubbles that arise, filled with said fart stank, are called KNARFFs.
I farted in the bath and the knarff nearly knocked me out!
Knarff by Maroonboom December 5, 2019
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Knarfing 

one who farts underwater and tries to eat the bubbles..
hey abby lets go the the beach and do some knarfing..
Knarfing by hoobastank January 20, 2008
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knarfsexual 

Being attracted to gwnknarf and only gwnknarf
Did you hear?
What?
Thijs is knarfsexual
Wow really? That’s so cool
knarfsexual by Misova July 21, 2021
KNARF is also anotherword for Frank.

Knarf is synonymic for slave boy or internship business development wannabe, responsible for printing supplies.
Knarf gets coffee every half an hour for all it's colleagues
Knarf fills up the paper trays of the printing devices every morning.
knarf by bestcolleagues February 22, 2008
1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "Knarf!"
Knarf!
knarf by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003
From knowledge beyond a generations people through favor and family. Or slang for north
I’m a Knaff type of nigga.
knaff by Psalms50 July 29, 2018
(noun) A minor surface defect such as, but not limited to, scratches, nicks, dents, scuffs, etc.. Usually used when multiple types of minor blemishes exist on the same surface.

(verb) The act of placing such defects on a surface
Hey Jimmy, quit using that screwdriver to clean that steel plate or you'll knarf it all up!
knarf by Bigwood Beddoe November 13, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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