Klinghoffer

short, bald, hard nosed new yorker, self proclaimed 'rain maker', has a penchant for taking a bottle of goose to the face

dude, you totally klinghoffered that chick last night.

by pitbullzzzz February 12, 2010

Josh Klinghoffer

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.

"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"

by pennylane1973 June 29, 2020

KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.

With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him

by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006

Klingelhoffered

to get your bell rung

german for bell-ringer

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"

by Latrell Brindell February 3, 2010