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Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
klitchy
klitchy by industrytested June 14, 2014
Kliensack
An individual who's day revolves around doing nothing, just fucking around, it's productive part of the day includes materbating and groking people for their food.
Mo: yo dude did you fold your laundry yet?
Jay: nah I'm gonna do it tomorrow
Mo: you're such a kliensack
Jay: nah I'm gonna do it tomorrow
Mo: you're such a kliensack
Kliensack by Muthafuckenayyy December 10, 2017
Sean Klitzner
Sean Klitzner by Mein Schtinker January 8, 2012
Kliewer
1. from the Dutch family name Kluiver, Kluyver, Cluyver, occupational name for a court official, originally a hangman or torturer. Some Mennonites so named migrated to West Prussia in the 17th century.
2. North German: topographic name from cleve ‘swamp’. Compare Klever 1.
2. North German: topographic name from cleve ‘swamp’. Compare Klever 1.
Kliewer by Jimmie Joe Joe March 27, 2009
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.