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Klavier
A nasty piece of work who likes to spread lies about beautiful people, probably due to jealousy or his feelings of inadequacy.
Best to avoid people named Klavier as they are worthless, despicable human beings
Best to avoid people named Klavier as they are worthless, despicable human beings
Oh my God, Klavier is a complete cunt!
Klavier
A cunt who thinks hes right about everything and fakes disabilities for attention and pity. He's a pathetic little bitch that spreads rumours about people unprovoked and makes excuses to cover his ass, which are honestly so hilariously pathetic that you cant help but laugh in his face at his sad little life.
HI KLAVIER IF YOU'RE READING THIS! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE WHEELCHAIR YOU CUNT <333
(- J)
HI KLAVIER IF YOU'RE READING THIS! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE WHEELCHAIR YOU CUNT <333
(- J)
Klavier by cookieieieieieieieieieieieieie April 4, 2024
Klavier Gavin
The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.
And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.
He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.
He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
Klavier Gavin:
"Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"
"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."
(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
"Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"
"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."
(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
Klavier Gavin by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 19, 2010
Klavie
A usually bubbly and over hyper person. Usually female. She has two consciences and she has two other alter ego personalties. They are sometimes represented as duck or as a princess. She is always loyal and caring. And she loves to be loved. Everybody around her always wonders if she is even close to saine and a phrase used often around her is "KLAVIE!!!"
"KLAVIE!"
Klavie by I am random and yup yup March 19, 2017
kavier
kavier by Buttercup sausage February 16, 2023
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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