Klaivert

A creative, funny, smart and sexy human being. he can steal your girl, sister and grandma if he wanted to.

fun fact: his cousin berni, has a secret relationship with James Charles.

“YOO, please don’t take my girl Klaivert”

“Hey Klaivert, why’s my grandma having a sleepover at your house?”

Klaivert by verificationsir November 22, 2021

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A person that is shy but strong. Tolerates a lot and is an inside killer

Klajvert can't be used as definition because is something else more

klajvert by The one for you hoever what November 22, 2021

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Klaivert • klajvert • Kluivert

Kluivert

An awesome bitch who always jokes and everybody loves to hang out with him.

He likes to play minecraft and grief alot. If you meet him you are one lucky guy/girls

Kluivert: HUEHUEHUEHUE

Dude : DARN YOU IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO BUILD THAT

Kluivert by ImKluivertFaggots December 14, 2013

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Kluivert

Word used when playing cards to describe clubs in a kewl way.
Specialy used in a 1337 cover of
"We built this city"

We built this kluivert, this kick ass kluivert, we bulit this kluivert on rock n' kluivert.

Kluivert by Lofa Pope April 26, 2003

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klajvert

Cun vk shqiptar

Se taman si klajvert

klajvert by mohameds1234gf November 21, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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