Klause
Some idiot who loves France even though he hasn't been, has fun toes and needs "me" time. Will probably make a great puppet but has too much of a mind of his own.
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Klause
An aspiring politician. Yet, he often says things he regrets around his friends. Plenty of ammo later when he runs for office. *Evil chuckle.*
Yep, that guy’s a klause. Take notes when he talks, it’s bound to be a good, memorable laugh.
Oh jeez, a klause is talking now. Something dumb is coming.
Oh jeez, a klause is talking now. Something dumb is coming.
Klause by Memelord08 January 7, 2023
Kwanza Klause
a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.
Kwanza Klause by music is my soul December 10, 2008
klaussexual
Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020
klausexual
klausexual by Mariah123 December 29, 2020
klaussexual
klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020
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