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Klamba is a form of sex. It's when a female, (hardly ever a male) sucks on a man's eyeball and then licks and sucks their penis. This creates a thick, milky layer over the penis. The female (or male) usually licks this fine layer. Many refer to it as tasting like sweet, hairy cranberries. If the male you are klamba-ing with has eye problems, you probably shouldn't try this dirty form of sex. When klamba-ing, the male may feel an itching, burning sensation that is addicting, yet painful. The eyes may turn a bright hue of red.
OHHHHH BABY! NICE KLAMBA THERE! LET'S GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND, BUT THIS TIME LET'S DO IT WHILE MAKING HOT BABIES! I LOOOVE YOU!
Klamba by kLAMbababeY June 6, 2010
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Klammaborgari 

When she (or he) has severe chlamydia and it has a resemblence of a cheeseburger in one’s pants.
Elín is the biggest klammaborgari in school.
Klammaborgari by siturdur February 9, 2018
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Klabanus 

male reproductive organ located below navel under belly also known as tampeloeris
Zijn klabanus stond fier in de lucht
Klabanus by BlackCat1973 October 30, 2008

Kolambachie 

God's dear child..but in a more rude way.
A: You're a shit person.
B: You're a kolambachie.
A: thanks.
Kolambachie by Sacredscape July 13, 2020
A word that was used in WW2 to describe the worst nazis.
Hitler is the klaban leader
Klaban by historian123 December 12, 2010

klabanoff 

Someone who cleanses their face with rubbing alcohol, and uses jericurl. These people also enjoy eating other people's food, and when they can't find someone else's scraps they enjoy dining at Penn Station and Fat Cats. They enjoy "borrowing" their roomates' brand new air force ones and scuffing them.
Once a klabanoff, always a klabanoff.

Kambal chor 

Kambal chor translates to "blanket thief" and refers to the police force of the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.
The UP police are not only sadistic murdererss, each one of them is a kambal chor.
Kambal chor by Class struggle memes January 19, 2020
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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