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Klamba is a form of sex. It's when a female, (hardly ever a male) sucks on a man's eyeball and then licks and sucks their penis. This creates a thick, milky layer over the penis. The female (or male) usually licks this fine layer. Many refer to it as tasting like sweet, hairy cranberries. If the male you are klamba-ing with has eye problems, you probably shouldn't try this dirty form of sex. When klamba-ing, the male may feel an itching, burning sensation that is addicting, yet painful. The eyes may turn a bright hue of red.
OHHHHH BABY! NICE KLAMBA THERE! LET'S GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND, BUT THIS TIME LET'S DO IT WHILE MAKING HOT BABIES! I LOOOVE YOU!
Klamba by kLAMbababeY June 6, 2010
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Klammaborgari 

When she (or he) has severe chlamydia and it has a resemblence of a cheeseburger in one’s pants.
Elín is the biggest klammaborgari in school.
Klammaborgari by siturdur February 9, 2018
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Klabanus 

male reproductive organ located below navel under belly also known as tampeloeris
Zijn klabanus stond fier in de lucht
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Kolambachie 

God's dear child..but in a more rude way.
A: You're a shit person.
B: You're a kolambachie.
A: thanks.
Kolambachie by Sacredscape July 13, 2020
A word that was used in WW2 to describe the worst nazis.
Hitler is the klaban leader
Klaban by historian123 December 12, 2010

klabanoff 

Someone who cleanses their face with rubbing alcohol, and uses jericurl. These people also enjoy eating other people's food, and when they can't find someone else's scraps they enjoy dining at Penn Station and Fat Cats. They enjoy "borrowing" their roomates' brand new air force ones and scuffing them.
Once a klabanoff, always a klabanoff.

Kambal chor 

Kambal chor translates to "blanket thief" and refers to the police force of the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.
The UP police are not only sadistic murdererss, each one of them is a kambal chor.