A mythical creature only known to be seen whilst blackout. Opulence, he has it.
Characteristics of The Kemal:
-Yells "Get off me!" at random intervals
-Throw bricks through random houses
-Pees down stairs with no regard
-Known to consume roommates food
-Attracts Kappas
like a....
-Horrified by microwaved hotdogs
-Addicted to
candy
-Knows how to use a satellite radio
Known Whereabouts (in this order):
-Pcaf
-His bed
-In any field howling at the
moon
-Playin 2k and kickin raps all day, by the
lake, smokin tree til he collapse in broad day