Kiwiano 

A Kiwiano is a roughly lemon sized yellow/orange vegetable from New Zealand.
They are covered in respectably sized spikes and are closely related to the cucumber, the plant that they grow on looking near identical.
The flesh under the skin is green and full of seeds that are very similar in design to those of a cucumber.
They are now also grown in places like California.

I just ate a Kiwiano, it tasted really weird.

Kiwiano by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016

kiwiaboo 

Noun: A person who is obsessed with New Zealand, but is not actually from New Zealand.

A contraction of Kiwi and Weeaboo.

The person who posted this definition is a Kiwiaboo.

kiwiaboo by Albino Kiwiaboo November 18, 2019

kiwano 

Adj.

1. Slimy, slippery, sticky, gooey, etc.
2. Descriptive of an unusual, mildly to severely unpleasant physical sensation.
3. Descriptive of a situation, occurrence, or object that evokes an unsettling and uncomfortable feeling.

1. "I haven't even gotten all the seeds out of this pumpkin and my hands are already totally kiwano!"

2. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that pig's foot- I'm feeling a little kiwano."

3. "He has no sense of personal space- every conversation I have with him is completely kiwano."

kiwano by two_masks September 9, 2008

Kiwanopult 

To throw a kiwano horned melon at someone, usually so hard that it breaks.

Gary: Kiwanopult!
Marcus: No! Shit! Not again!
(Gary throws kiwano horned melon at Marcus's ass)
Marcus: fuck!

Marcus now calls an ambulance for assistace with the multiple bleeding holes in his butt cheek.
And Gary eats the broken melon...

Kiwanopult by porkchchoppanzeefin October 14, 2011

kiwian 

a person that is mean and does not care about no one but his self but to his crush he hits a soft spot

kiwian nobody like him even tho he doen't like his mom

kiwian by paaper curt September 28, 2021

kiwano 

A common name for the African horned melon which is actually a trademark of Pruint, Inc., a New Zealand based company. Much like "Zeppelin," "Frigidaire," "Victrolla," and "Kleenex," this trademarked name has been assimilated into the English language.

I tried to pick up the kiwano, but its spikes hurt me.

kiwano by Zack Green July 18, 2004

Kiwano 

Adj.

1. Slimy, slippery, sticky, gooey, etc.
2. Descriptive of an unusual, mildly to severely unpleasant physical sensation.
3. Descriptive of a situation, occurrence, or object that evokes an unsettling and uncomfortable feeling.

1. "I haven't even gotten all the seeds out of this pumpkin and my hands are already totally kiwano!"

2. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that pig's foot- I'm feeling a little kiwano."

3. "He has no sense of personal space- every conversation I have with him is completely kiwano."

Kiwano by two_masks September 8, 2008