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Denise: Hey Sam, why don't you have a bio on your Tinder?
Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.
Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.
by porkchchoppanzeefin April 10, 2021
Get the Biolessmug. Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020
Get the Fuck Bestiemug. by porkchchoppanzeefin October 14, 2011
Get the Ѿmug. A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018
Get the Impedimanmug. Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018
Get the birthday unfriendmug. Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.
by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021
Get the Break the bed inmug. Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 5, 2023
Get the spüntmug.