Voicemailed

Sent to voicemail.

Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019

Ѿ

A tattoo above the butt.

Gary: Damn, she has a nice Ѿ!
Marcus: Hell yah!

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 13, 2011

birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.

Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."

by porkchchoppanzeefin November 28, 2018

Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.

Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 02, 2020

zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking

Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 05, 2020

NPCness

The quality of being like an NPC.

Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got big NPCness.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 07, 2022

Break the bed in

When you fuck on a bed for the first time

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.

by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021