Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.

Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020

Bioless

Going on a dating app and only using pictures to attract a potential mate.

Denise: Hey Sam, why don't you have a bio on your Tinder?

Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.

by porkchchoppanzeefin April 10, 2021

Impediman

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.

Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018

Ѿ

A tattoo above the butt.

Gary: Damn, she has a nice Ѿ!
Marcus: Hell yah!

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 14, 2011

spünt

Mild disgust before receiving something that you've wanted for a long time.

Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 5, 2023

Chuzzle

A chess puzzle.

Henry: What rating are you on Lichess chuzzles?
Dan: 2400. I do, like, two hundred puzzles a day.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022

Bother Buddy

A person who tells (or a friend who is told) about something they haven't noticed yet in order to share the experience of being annoyed together.

Darnell: Gosh. I don't know if you noticed, but that person keeps clicking their pen and it's pissing me off.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))

Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.

by porkchchoppanzeefin December 27, 2021