Urban Dictionary: Definitions by porkchchoppanzeefin

Ѿ

A tattoo above the butt.

Gary: Damn, she has a nice Ѿ!
Marcus: Hell yah!

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 14, 2011

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Bioless

Going on a dating app and only using pictures to attract a potential mate.

Denise: Hey Sam, why don't you have a bio on your Tinder?

Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.

by porkchchoppanzeefin April 10, 2021

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Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019

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Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.

Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020

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Bother Buddy

A person who tells (or a friend who is told) about something they haven't noticed yet in order to share the experience of being annoyed together.

Darnell: Gosh. I don't know if you noticed, but that person keeps clicking their pen and it's pissing me off.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))

Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.

by porkchchoppanzeefin December 27, 2021

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