porkchchoppanzeefin's definitions

spünt

Mild disgust before receiving something that you've wanted for a long time.

Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 5, 2023

Chuzzle

A chess puzzle.

Henry: What rating are you on Lichess chuzzles?
Dan: 2400. I do, like, two hundred puzzles a day.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022

NPCness

The quality of being like an NPC.

Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got big NPCness.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 7, 2022

Enpicity

An individual's NPCness. The quality of being like an NPC.

Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got high enpicity.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 7, 2022

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

Bother Buddy

A person who tells (or a friend who is told) about something they haven't noticed yet in order to share the experience of being annoyed together.

Darnell: Gosh. I don't know if you noticed, but that person keeps clicking their pen and it's pissing me off.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))

Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.

by porkchchoppanzeefin December 27, 2021

Break the bed in

When you fuck on a bed for the first time

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.

by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021