porkchchoppanzeefin's definitions

Bioless

Going on a dating app and only using pictures to attract a potential mate.

Denise: Hey Sam, why don't you have a bio on your Tinder?

Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.

by porkchchoppanzeefin April 10, 2021

Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.

Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020

Ѿ

A tattoo above the butt.

Gary: Damn, she has a nice Ѿ!
Marcus: Hell yah!

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 14, 2011

Impediman

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.

Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018

birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.

Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."

by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018

Break the bed in

When you fuck on a bed for the first time

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.

by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021

spünt

Mild disgust before receiving something that you've wanted for a long time.

Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 5, 2023