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Kiwi’s Brother
Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).
Kiwi’s Brother by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020
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Kiwi’s Vibrator
Kiwi’s Vibrator by Kiwi’sBook October 21, 2020
smashed my kiwi's
smashed my kiwi's by Blake November 11, 2002
chea (kiwi's air)
chea is kiwi's air. she is also really nice when you get to know her. she is super hot and is always there to cheer you up. she can be annoyingly fun, too!!
chea (kiwi's air) by whos pluto? March 29, 2021
Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen
Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.
Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen by D-money October 1, 2004
Pope’s Salty Kiwi
This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.
Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…
Pope’s Salty Kiwi by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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