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Kiwi + Weed = kiweed
When you hollow out the center of a kiwi and you place the weed in the center. Light and enjoy.
kiweed
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a portmanteau of the words "kpop" and "weed"
when you are addicted to kpop and watched too many crack vids, you will get high, as if you just did weed
thus the word "kweed"
a: what are you doing
b: i'm on kweed
b: im highhh

a: what time is it
b: its kweed timeee
b: do kweed guys
kweed by superiorlesbian August 10, 2020
Related Words
Kiweed kweed Kieeed KiWee Kiweeb kiwieditts kweed f4 kyweedis
A non-New Zealander person overly obsessed with anything related to New Zealand/Aotearoa (a mix of the word weeb and kiwi).
"This guy has been talking about going to New Zealand the whole day! It's like they never think about anything else!"
"I know right? They're such a kiweeb"
Kiweeb by Arobazzz March 6, 2021
A whiney or otherwise insufferable individual who is either being a whiney bitch or some sort of inconsiderate douchebag. To be used like the word fag was about someone who wasn't gay but just annoying.
Barry: " I dont want to do that. It'll be too hard."
Doug: " just shut the fuck up and do it already you goddamned kweed"
Kweed by Wildbarry June 16, 2019

kweed f4 

kweed stands for "kpop" + "weed" due to its highly addictive content
kweed f4 is a cult (group chat) consisting of 4 kweed dealers who are high 24/7
their representative symbol is "ዊ"
they recently realized that they have no friends
a: no matter what group chat we join
a: it's always the four of us talking
b: we have no friends
b: kweed f4
c: why
c: xswl
d: *picture of jyp crying*

5 seconds later:

d: siwhdjkehdjkehjkdhjkewkjdnekndk
d: *video of park jimin*
a: sjkwkd
b: hdekhdjkehd
c: g2edgh2ebdj

b: *video of kim jisoo*
b: i'm hiiigh
a: so that's why we don't have friends
d: *picture of jyp crying and laughing*
c: why
c: xswlll
kweed f4 by superiorlesbian August 18, 2020

kyweedis 

"Put the kyweedis to it", southeastern american slang for push the pedal to the medal and get er dun ie: Hurry up, get to it, get it done now etc. Pronounced Kie(rhyming with pie)-weed-is
This grass ain't gonna cut itself, put the kyweedis to it.

Hey Sparky, you writing me a book? Put the kyweedis to it and give me the damn ticket.
(for idiots only, never rush an officer, he might have just let you off it you hadn't)
kyweedis by Laura Studmuffin May 3, 2006
1)When something is cool, good, perfect.

2) When everything is planned out your way and you get it.
1) Joe- Yoo, John, how outside looking right now?

John- It sunny as fuck but the breeze is soo KiWee

2) Joe- I got this freak coming over later

John- You better bust her ass.. LoL

Joe- Her pussy should be better then KiWee
KiWee by *Joe* August 3, 2009
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