get one's kit off 

UK slang meaning to take off your clothes; a request that is purely sexual in nature.

"Have you seen her since she lost weight? I wouldn't mind getting her kit off."

get one's kit off by Sascha October 7, 2004

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

Contractor's Kit by Contractor Craig November 5, 2008

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

Contractor's Kit by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008

Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.

"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."

Anne Frank's drum kit by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday) 

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday

Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday) by AFC3 April 30, 2011

kit speak

Kit speak, or simply "kit" for short, describes a typed dialect of internet speak. Generally associated to the younger generations of those online using acronyms and widespread typos.

babygurl: pll r fukin retrded. dannk whyn.
cabiner: I can't ever understand what you're trying to say.
babygurl: y dyk wut im dsayn?
cabiner: Use spell check. Enough with the kit speak.
babygurl: g2h

kit speak by Real-ity March 8, 2011

kit scat 

the act of inserting chocolate in the anus of the partner, waiting for the chocolate to melt and then eat it as it flows outside

i used to kit scat that girl, she gave me hepatitis

kit scat by hechicero07 December 27, 2018