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kiss-blocker 

A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.

Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
kiss-blocker by Rifwalker July 11, 2010

Black Kiss

Licking Your Sex Partner's Anus and Then Fully Inserting Your Tongue Into Their Anus. Supreme Act of Love for Both Men and Women.
Steve Spread Joan's Cheeks and Gave Her The Black Kiss To Show His Undying Love For Her.
Black Kiss by ErosOptimoMaximo June 26, 2007

black kiss

The act of kissing the sexual's parters anus.
Latin women love to get the black kiss.
black kiss by Roberto Lamas January 10, 2004

kiss my black ass 

refering to literaly to get on your knees and kiss a nigga's ass

usualy used after you ask a nigga somthing they dont want to do
me:Hey ShaWonda, i think its time you give me a BJ

ShaWonda:Well you can kiss my black ass, cracka

black kiss

The act of licking the sexual partner's anus.
Latin men love to get the black kiss.

National Kiss A Black Guy Day

On April 12th every female should kiss a black guy because it’s National Kiss A Black Guy Day
The black guy is also allowed to grab some (ass) while being kissed
Yay it’s April 12th and I’m so excited for National Kiss A Black Guy Day
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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