Kossblock

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The ultimate form of cock-block, when not only is the girl you are talking to creeped out but every girl within a 100 mile radius.

Dude this girl was totally into me, then this tall gumpy kid with no personality just straight up kossblocked me. I havent been laid in 34 years

Kossblock by beingrealemo March 12, 2011

Words you can keep

kochblock

being denied access to something by someone with greater economic resources than yourself, such as your employer. refers to the koch brothers efforts to rob the american people of democracy through massive spending on political advertisement.

I can't watch youtube at work. What a kochblock!

kochblock by mrnickles March 26, 2011

Related Words

Kossblock • Kiss block • kiss-blocker • kochblock • kushblock • boss block • Koch-blocked

kushblock

The prevention of the buying and/or smoking of marijuana, usually committed by parents, bystanders, or a bitch-ass friend.

"Damn my moms being a kushblock, i'm just trying to buy a gram or two but shes staying up to watch her stories."

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kushblock by stoned-ambitions April 2, 2014

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026