Cutting off ones hand and then masturbating in the hope of finishing before you bleed out. Using a picture of a sibling is recommended but not manditory.
Man it sucks Jamie only has one hand left for high fives because that dude pulled off the kingslayer in record time.
John: Have you seen AU_KINGSLAYER? He’s such a goodYouTuber and streamer.
Oscar: No, But I will check him out now!
*later*
Oscar: Wow AU_KINGSLAYER is really cool and you should subscribe to him!
The word Kinslayer is someone who slays your kin. Yet this word only can be used when talknig about SimonThomas. He is the ultimate kinslayer. He uses twin long swords....If you come face to face with him in battle you better pray. For he is "The Kinslayer".
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.