2 definitions by Stoodge101

The kingslayer

Cutting off ones hand and then masturbating in the hope of finishing before you bleed out. Using a picture of a sibling is recommended but not manditory.

Man it sucks Jamie only has one hand left for high fives because that dude pulled off the kingslayer in record time.

by Stoodge101 March 13, 2016

Clitter bomb

When a women vaginally expels glitter as a means of celebration and rejoice.

The strippers clitter bomb from the party was a highlight of the night.

by Stoodge101 February 20, 2016