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Kotomine Kirei 

He's the main antagonist in every ufotable adaptation of fate also the most complicated character to understand like Omni man

SPOILER
he dies in everyone of them
Fate enthusiast 1: Who's your favourite character in the fate?
Fate enthusiast 2: Kotomine Kirei and you?
F en 1: I would have to go with Rin she's just badass and best girl
F en 2: Um...Saber is obviously superior
F en 1: No Rin is way better, she doesn't need to drain your energy and she can also protect herself

F en 2: Saber can do the same also she's the king of britania and has Excalibur also she's the strongest class

F en 1: Wasn't she like a familiar which means she isn't even the real king?
F en 2: Listen here you little shit if you can't appreciate how amazing she is in gonna beat the shit out of you
F en 1: Wdym??? Rin acts so cool all the time , she's smart, cute, strong and IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING

F en 2: oh now you've done it motherfucker im not gonna take your shit anymore, by the commandment spell Saber come here
F en 1: fine then, Archer you in position
Archer: I've been waiting for a while now i knew it was gonna go that way

Saber: same

F en 2: Enough talk Saber go take down Archer asap
Saber: Understood
F en 1: Archer try to avoid using close range combat

Archer: fine
F en 1: so it's just the two of us now

F en 2: Just like i wanted. I already knew you set him up and be ready for combat so i didn't want to risk attacking while you're on your guard

F en 1: i knew that you were gonna know about me being on my guard so i talked with Berserks master and he's already here

F en 2: shit!
F en 1: aaand you take 8 points of damage
Kotomine Kirei by LOBgameRPG May 17, 2021

Kotomine Kirei Gaming 

Fate/stay night, Kirei is a priest who has a gaming channel where he cranks up the Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5
Kirei: Yorokobe, this is Kotomine Kirei Gaming and today we will be playing Mario Party 7.
Gilgamesh: Me too mongrels
Shirou Emiya: Me three
Sakura Matou: Me four
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026