Kinsel 

Anything that pertains to or can be mistaken as homosexual

You are acting like a Kinsel.

I called no Kinsel.

Kinsel by The Monster Truck August 5, 2010

Kinnelon 

A town in Northern New Jersey which was first known as Charlotteburg; a small ironmaking town that supplied iron until 1922 where the land was purchased by Francis S. Kinney who named the town after himself. Over the next century, Kinnelon would transform into a moderately quiet town with low-density suburban areas and multiple nature parks and trails.

It is also a town where there is little to nothing to do. If you do something; it is probably drugs. The school uses tons of the town's money (around 80% of the budget) and its used to buy some new Range Rovers. The schools' National ranking is dropping each year and nobody really notices. The only redeemable thing about Kinnelon's current school system is the music program, which is decent at best. Everyone in the town is white, part of the upper middle class and are apparently entitled to whatever the fuck they want. They probably also know every detail of your life as soon as you take a step in Kinnelon. The Lakes, fields, and anything remotely interesting in the town is probably a 10-minute drive from wherever you live. Making it severely inconvenient to do anything independently until your father (with a job paying 6 or 7 figures) buys you a new S-Class AMG or a Jeep as a first car (another place to smoke weed). The town is so boring, you're here reading this instead of doing anything else. As soon as anyone gets the chance to leave, they fucking run.

Guy 1: Man, I hate Kinnelon. I want to leave as soon as possible
Guy 2: Same bro same. Pass the blunt.

Kinnelon by Oblicuo November 25, 2018

Kinsley 

Kinsley is an amazing women who fights herself mentally but is drop dead gorgeous she is passionate about her opinions and beliefs She sees the good and ignores it for others kinsley knows what she wants but usually never gets it basically kinsley is that one girl who u need and want to be in ur life but if u lose her u better consider her gone

If you meet a kinsley make her yours because everyone needs a kinsley

Kinsley by Kikibirdkins0210 May 24, 2017

Anastasia Kiseleva 

Hot russian chick with blond hair. Her awesomeness and cleverness is never underestimated by guys around. She would support you in any situation and will never let you down. She is that kind of friend anyone would like to have.

Hey, look, Anastasia Kiseleva looks great today!

Anastasia Kiseleva by thanksgivingmeal October 9, 2011

Kissel 

A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.

If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!

Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"

Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"

Kissel by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010

kinslee 

Kinslee is very independent strong Willed person. Beautiful on the inside and out, she works hard at what she does and wont put up with anything! Kinslee has a great sense of humor and very family oriented! Kinslee is all around amazing!

Kinslee is beautiful and very smart.

kinslee by Kinmarrep11 December 18, 2016

Kunselanator

noun:The person that is responsible for screwing you over;A person that will ask you to do something shady then leave you to deal with the outcome on your own.

Person who will ruin your dreams aka turd in the punch bowl.

also see: kunselnated

Ah shit lastnight i got kunselnated and i just know when the kunselanator shows up this morning im gonna get it again.

Dude sam the kunselanator made me move that DTU in 829 and now doesnt want anything to do with it because it was illegal maintenance according to the FAA, i got kunselnated !!!

HAHA you got kunselnated by the kunselanator!

Kunselanator by Slim Giggles September 9, 2006