a person who has the knowledge of every single kink known to mankind stored in their pea-size brain but LITERALLY does not understand a single kink.
a lot of them are really
ugly short fat guys with beards that wear beanies and watch Samuel Whitcomb Hyde videos and think that they are "literally Samuel Whitcomb Hyde", but they do not possess the knowledge to understand that his videos are a satire on THAT EXACT type of person
either that or they are a 5 foot
3 and
300 pound
ugly fat lady with bad weight distribution who is obsessed with Lady Gaga, snorts cocaine, drinks like a
fish, thinks they are a makeup guru because they simply watch
James Charles and Jeffree Star but THE ACTUAL PERSON THEMSELVES has NO FUCKING IDEA how to apply makeup to their
face that well
they can also be people who want LGBTQ+ people to be a part of "overweight women" community but are CONSTANTLY overly sexual on their
Twitter account and they actively participate in making the "overweight women" community progressively MORE & MORE WACK so that LESS AND LESS LGBTQ+ people are not as interested in learning about us JUST IN CASE they they MIGHT be a part of it.
pokeboyx: "you know that
guy Tiberius? that fucking dumb-as-fuck motherfucker?"
a pokeboyx fan: "i mean i know OF THE GUY but i
don't really KNOW HIM per se..."
pokeboyx: "WHAT AN ABSOLUTE DUMB ASS FUCK FUCKING KINKTARD!!! HE CAN GO DIE!!!"
pokeboyx: "you know that
ugly-ass fat bitch Chromie JigglyBellySoftHeart?"
a pokeboyx fan: "yeah she's straight up a fucking problem. she KNOWS FOR A FACT that minors watch her videos and is
ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT OKAY WITH CONTINUING TO MAKE THEM!"
pokeboyx: "CORRECT! SHE IS A DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING KINKTARD CUNT NIGGER!!!"
pokeboyx: "do you know weirdwood or whoever the fuck they are? i have LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE BORN AS but i KNOW FOR FACT it's a penis down there! interesting person btw."
a pokeboyx fan: "they definitely ain't the worst
one i've seen but they are DEFINITELY still
BIT TOO OBNOXIOUS and a
BIT TOO OVERSEXUAL."
pokeboyx: "CORRECT! they definitely ain't the WORST kinktard i've ever seen on god this is no cap
fr. like, weirdwood is DEFINITELY STILL A HOMIE because they UNDERSTAND THE OVERWEIGHT WOMEN LORE a little
bit better than most of them but i'm like, bruh, calm down just a little
bit. please and thank you, my
friend!"
