KingKala Share definition Flag An individual who suffers from both a tiny penis and a tiny brain. Consequently they are prone to engage in pathetic actions which make others cringe. "Wow, that guy's a total KingKala huh? I can't believe he just did that" KingKala by KingKala March 6, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the KingKala mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch