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king_o_poo
king_o_poo by king_o_poo May 3, 2003
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King Pooter • King Poo • King poop • king poopy butthole • king of poop • king_o_poo • poopuonewnew king • Poonking • KingPoompy • king
King poop
Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.
*a few hours later*
Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.
*a few hours later*
Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.
King poop by The King Shit February 18, 2012
King Pooter
An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
King Pooter by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
king poopy butthole
person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
king poopy butthole by Paradoxical14 April 7, 2023
King of Poop
A: Justin Bieber King of Pop
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.
King of Poop by Spamandmorespam December 14, 2020
king of poop
king of poop by Spamandmorespam December 13, 2020
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