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King Kongs

Giant, very loud speakers that will blow off your fudgin doors on full blast. These speakers are also mentioned in rap star Jibbs's song, King Kong.
Dude, this kid bought some King Kongs and put 'em in his trunk. He played his music, and the back of his car got blasted off!
King Kongs by Liraz Konomichi April 19, 2008
Words you can keep

king kongs finger 

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger
so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage
king kongs finger by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

King kongs finger 

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.
"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"
King kongs finger by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

king kongs boner 

about 198-234 feet long
king kongs boner by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

King Kongs Dick

Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick

king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie
What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock
king kongs cock by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car
shit look out for that king kong finger
King Kong's Finger by Denny January 20, 2005
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