King Kongs

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Giant, very loud speakers that will blow off your fudgin doors on full blast. These speakers are also mentioned in rap star Jibbs's song, King Kong.

Dude, this kid bought some King Kongs and put 'em in his trunk. He played his music, and the back of his car got blasted off!

King Kongs by Liraz Konomichi April 19, 2008

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king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

king kongs finger by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

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King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

King kongs finger by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

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king kongs boner

about 198-234 feet long

i saew king kongs boner

king kongs boner by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

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King Kongs Dick

Oscar's Weiner

Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick

King Kongs Dick by Tiberious Rex July 21, 2009

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king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock

king kongs cock by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

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King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

King Kong's Finger by Denny January 20, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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