King Gurth

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.

"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"

by Dbung September 22, 2005

GIRTH KING

THE GIRTH KING THIS NIGGA IS INSANEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE KILLED 15 DUDES WITH A WHIP OF HIS DICK! HE SAVED MY LIFE 50 TIMES! THIS DUDE IS A HERO HE SAVE 69 KIDS FROM A BURING HOSPITAL@@!@!!!

BUT AT THE SAME TIME HES FUCKING INSANRFBSD HE ATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDS CATS!!! ALL 27 OF THEM!1!+!

HE LOVES LEAB

GUY 1 "YO ITS GIRTH KING"
GUY1'S GIRFREND "IM SORRY BABE I GOTTA GET THE GIRTH"
GUY1 "DAMN"

by NotGIRTHKING September 7, 2022