King Douche Bag 

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.

That King Douche Bag is such a douche.

King Douche Bag by T-Bag King May 6, 2009

King Douche bag 

A person who is the king of all douche bag

Sebastian
King Douche bag

King Douche bag by Claymore124 April 11, 2014

King Douchebag 

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.

1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!

King Douchebag by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010

Douchebag King 

A douchebag king can only be appointed by a group(3 or more people) who know the said douchebag king longer than one evening. One douchebaggy act cannot nominate one to be a douchebag king, only a lifetime of douchebaggery can elevate one to this status.

My old garage cabinet boss went around telling people he was sleeping with my girlfriend for six months when he hadn't, so I told his wife, who took his kids, his house, and all his savings, thereby elevating him to the rank of douchebag king to oversee all of california.

Douchebag King by ACustomGarage September 23, 2009

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

king of douchebagistan by queenb254 May 14, 2015

King of Douchebaggery

One who demands respect from everyone yet thinks they are above showing it to others.

Prime example: Kanye West.

Jane: OMG! Did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs? She was awarded "Best Female Video" and during her acceptance speech he waltzes up on stage, takes the mic from her and says that Beyonce's was better. Poor Taylor was nearly in tears!

John: Yeah, that was truly classless. Just shows why he's not the "next king of pop" like he claims but rather the King of Douchebaggery.

King of Douchebaggery by Wasabi-Woman September 14, 2009

King of All Douchebags

Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher is the "King of All Douchebags."

King of All Douchebags by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009