King Corn

A man from the Ozarks who makes big doo-doo.

King Corn once crapped a turd that snaked its way down the street and ate a cat.

by Brett Saberhagen December 2, 2007

king of cheese and corn

someone who is overly corny and cheesy, earning the title the king of cheese and corn

P1: Hey guys!!!!! I play soccer!!!!!!
P2: dog, your actually the king of cheese and corn

by Nxb August 29, 2021

King CornHolyO

When you shove your finger up your mates butt and yell “King CornHolyO”

“Man I just King CornHolyO’d Angus”

by Dalbby May 10, 2018

the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.

Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.

by huneebr's August 23, 2011

Cornhole King

The mack daddy of beer pong/ruler of the party who constantly hits the cornhole (last cup)

"My man here just put another team out of their misery in BP. He is for sure the cornhole king."

by cornholeking October 13, 2009

Corner King

A guy that is often sitting on the side at a party but that everyone still has an amiable attitude towards and doesn’t find awkward.

A: Who else should we invite?
B: My roommate (name) is a bit introverted but he’s a Corner King.
A: Alright he can come.

by Eyelashesaredisgusting November 26, 2023

KingCornOnDaCob

The best most powerfull king ever.

I am KingCornOnDaCob im so powerfull and a strong individual, all the ladies love me. your powerless against me fool.

I am a KingCornOnDaCob meaning ill shrek you m8 if you eat corn. Dont ever eat my children punk ill rek your face get shrekt m8. You are not king corn I am the only king corn fool.

by KingCornOnDaCob July 7, 2017