Kindlenap 

You checked out or rented an eBook on your e-reader, but you haven't finished as the due date approaches. You disconnect the reader from the internet (airplane mode, for example) so Kindle can't erase the expired book from your reader until you finish: you are Kindlenapping the book.

Damn, I still haven't gotten to the climax of *50 Shades Darker* and I have to work tomorrow. I'll turn off the Wi-Fi so I can Kindlenap it until I have some alone time next weekend.

Kindlenap by burnt sox November 28, 2021

Kindlenap 

Kindlenap - when a person falls asleep while reading an e-book on their Kindle

After a long day, my mom likes to read in bed, but she tends to Kindlenap after 15 minutes.

Kindlenap by MelmoB December 3, 2021

Kindlegarten 

An area where people congregate to read e-books, specifically a seated area commonly found in Starbucks.

Shaun, Fox and Binky headed over to the Kindlegarten to relax and do a bit of reading during lunchtime.

Kindlegarten by lummie November 10, 2010

Kindlefag 

Someone who buys an Amazon Kindle in order to sit in a public place looking intelligent and/or introspective. A far-gone breed of the animal who would once be able to afford an iPad but has fallen into pussy-pulling-gadget poverty. Mostly scene, indie or one-armed.

Dumbledore dies, Kindlefag!

Kindlefag by crumply February 20, 2011

kindlenookingbooking 

Looking for free books for either your Kindle or Nook ebook reader.

Person 1: Hey! What are you doing on your computer?

Person 2: I am kindlenookingbooking! I found a website with a lot of free ebooks!

kindlenookingbooking by PennyJoe November 4, 2013

kindnapping 

Kindnapping (verb) When you kidnap someone but you're really nice to them

"I like kindnapping people, I always treat them with dignity and respect"

kindnapping by Mario267467 January 21, 2021