Kindlefag

Someone who buys an Amazon Kindle in order to sit in a public place looking intelligent and/or introspective. A far-gone breed of the animal who would once be able to afford an iPad but has fallen into pussy-pulling-gadget poverty. Mostly scene, indie or one-armed.

Dumbledore dies, Kindlefag!

by crumply February 20, 2011

Kindlenap

You checked out or rented an eBook on your e-reader, but you haven't finished as the due date approaches. You disconnect the reader from the internet (airplane mode, for example) so Kindle can't erase the expired book from your reader until you finish: you are Kindlenapping the book.

Damn, I still haven't gotten to the climax of *50 Shades Darker* and I have to work tomorrow. I'll turn off the Wi-Fi so I can Kindlenap it until I have some alone time next weekend.

by burnt sox November 28, 2021

Kindlegarten

An area where people congregate to read e-books, specifically a seated area commonly found in Starbucks.

Shaun, Fox and Binky headed over to the Kindlegarten to relax and do a bit of reading during lunchtime.

by lummie November 10, 2010

Kindlenap

Kindlenap - when a person falls asleep while reading an e-book on their Kindle

After a long day, my mom likes to read in bed, but she tends to Kindlenap after 15 minutes.

by MelmoB December 3, 2021

kindlelight

Light cast by an electronic reader device

Reading in bed by Kindlelight is so much easier than by candlelight, but not as romantic.

by uptex April 29, 2014

kinderägg

A swedish word: when someone is a brunette but has a blonde brain (when someone is kind of stupid)

Sarah is such a kinderägg, she might have brow hair but she's dumb like a blonde person. Although she does come with a suprise

by Ceraunphile May 30, 2016