Hot russian chick with blond hair. Her awesomeness and cleverness is never underestimated by guys around. She would support you in any situation and will never let you down. She is that kind of friend anyone would like to have.
A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.
If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"