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The act of attempting to teach someone but confusing them even more
yo man, did you understand that precalc, nah stupid teacher pulled a kiesel
Kiesel by mudspike April 23, 2005
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Kiesel Guitars 

I WISH MY GUITAR WAS FROM KIESEL GUITARS
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Anastasia Kiseleva 

Hot russian chick with blond hair. Her awesomeness and cleverness is never underestimated by guys around. She would support you in any situation and will never let you down. She is that kind of friend anyone would like to have.
Hey, look, Anastasia Kiseleva looks great today!
A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.

If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"

Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
Kissel by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010

kresel'd 

In online video games (namely Counter-Strike: Source) when a friendly/teammate kills you with a grenade. Numerous times.
*=FaA=Kresel killed =FaA=Darth Jim with HE Grenade*
*DEAD* =FaA=Darth Jim: Oh no! Kresel'd again!
kresel'd by Darth Jim October 13, 2006

jessica kinsella

A Jessica Kinsella is someone with typically brown hair and glasses.
She is actually pretty cool go be friends with her 👌
Wow that’s jessica Kinsella, how cool is that fam?

Minkey Kinsella 

Accident Prone
Minkey Kinsella: i think if you look my name up in the dictionary there will be the words "accident prone". doh!
Minkey Kinsella by MrWolvie September 5, 2012
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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