Kiesel

The act of attempting to teach someone but confusing them even more

yo man, did you understand that precalc, nah stupid teacher pulled a kiesel

by mudspike April 23, 2005

Kiesel Guitars

The best guitars ever

I WISH MY GUITAR WAS FROM KIESEL GUITARS

by boiboiboi1234 July 2, 2019

Anastasia Kiseleva

Hot russian chick with blond hair. Her awesomeness and cleverness is never underestimated by guys around. She would support you in any situation and will never let you down. She is that kind of friend anyone would like to have.

Hey, look, Anastasia Kiseleva looks great today!

by thanksgivingmeal October 9, 2011

Kissel

A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.

If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!

Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"

Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"

by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010

kresel'd

In online video games (namely Counter-Strike: Source) when a friendly/teammate kills you with a grenade. Numerous times.

*=FaA=Kresel killed =FaA=Darth Jim with HE Grenade*
*DEAD* =FaA=Darth Jim: Oh no! Kresel'd again!

by Darth Jim October 13, 2006

jessica kinsella

A Jessica Kinsella is someone with typically brown hair and glasses.
She is actually pretty cool go be friends with her 👌

Wow that’s jessica Kinsella, how cool is that fam?

by The fit guy master November 24, 2018

Minkey Kinsella

Accident Prone

Minkey Kinsella: i think if you look my name up in the dictionary there will be the words "accident prone". doh!

by MrWolvie September 5, 2012