Cancer was an amazing kid. He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he attac himself. Ever since the death of Technoblade, the #f*ckcancer community has grown, so much hate on him just because of his name, he could no longer go into society anymore because of this. For the past 9 days, he's been a massive nerd, it caused him to say unimaginable things, like "Minions 2: The Rise of Gru is a kids movie 🤓🤓🤓" and " Please Stop pulling My Ribs™ out 🤓🤓🤓" and just a few hours ago, he took his own life.

Bsishahsjja: i Know Technoblade is sad and all, but we need to respect Kid Named Cancer™

Kid Named Cancer by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022

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Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

Purdue Cancer Kid by cgorange November 28, 2021

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