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cancer kid 

A baby who has little hair.
My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.
cancer kid by frabrizio February 21, 2017

cancer kid 

a brat that annoys people with his presence alone or someone who acts childish
this discord cancer kid never learns his lessons
cancer kid by random_guy_27 June 11, 2019

Kid Named Cancer 

Cancer was an amazing kid. He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he attac himself. Ever since the death of Technoblade, the #f*ckcancer community has grown, so much hate on him just because of his name, he could no longer go into society anymore because of this. For the past 9 days, he's been a massive nerd, it caused him to say unimaginable things, like "Minions 2: The Rise of Gru is a kids movie 🤓🤓🤓" and " Please Stop pulling My Ribs™ out 🤓🤓🤓" and just a few hours ago, he took his own life.
Bsishahsjja: i Know Technoblade is sad and all, but we need to respect Kid Named Cancer™

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
Purdue Cancer Kid by cgorange November 28, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026