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Kick ons 

A gathering before a main party/event involving cocaine and hookers
Mate you going to kick ons before the concert?
Kick ons by Rosary_candle March 5, 2022
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Onside kick 

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!
"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".
Onside kick by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010

Onside Kick 

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"
"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"
Onside Kick by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK 

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels
nothing else to say but saturdays are for the boys .
"me n chaza are goin to kickons tonight"
kickons by meffff July 28, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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