Kick in the Tits

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

better than a kick in the tits

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

Kick Tits

adjective. To describe something fun and entertaining.

verb. To leave a place with another person.

Emily: What do you think of this band?
Colin: Dude, it totally kicks tits!

John: We've gotta jet to this party.
Emily: Yeah, come on guys we've gotta kick tits!

by FrankieTrouble October 07, 2008

kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits

Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know

by Fake Jarmer June 08, 2018

Kick tits

To make moves and get on up out. Avoid weak shit and seek adventure. A sick spin off of the phrase "Kick rocks", revolutionary phrase on the University of Oregon campus.

Aye nigga let's kick tits, I'm trying to get some food.

by yokey bear May 14, 2011

kick tits

this is a person, place or thing that does more than kicks ass, it kicks tits. this is something that my cousin made up, it was fuckin awesome, so i figured i put it on this shitty site.

"dude, i went to a lamb of god concert on friday, they fuckin kick tits!"

by stevie pevie July 27, 2008