the one and motherfucking only lesbian jesus, a literal reincarnation of the sapphic gods,inventor of 20gayteen, provider of gay anthems, saviour of gays and a smol bean who deserves the world.
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves

me, as a queer woman trying to see if my crush is gay: hey do you like hayley kiyoko?
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hayley Kiyoko by gayartsyhoe December 6, 2018

Kayako

Obsessive ex-collage student in Tokyo. Her husband thought she was having an affair with her old professor and killed her, her son and their cat before killing himself. Her grudge lives on in thier house, killing all who enter.

I went into this house and now I see this odd Japanese woman everywhere I go...And she is trying to kill me right now...please help...

Kayako by Izumi-san April 4, 2005

Hayley Kiyoko

1. Our lesbian messiah
*cough cough Lauren's wife* fan account Instagram of "her wife": @hayley.kiyoko.quotes
2. Stella from lemonade mouth ;)
3. The best artist ;)

Lauren: Hayley Kiyoko is my wife and is the best person ever

Hayley Kiyoko by Creator_of_theword:yeast December 27, 2018

hayley kiyoko

Hayley Kiyoko is a Japanese American singer-songwriter and actress from Cali. She used to look like a slightly emo t.A.T.u. cosplayer from Myspace. At this point she first gained fame for playing Stella on the Disney movie Lemonade Mouth.

Then Hayley glo'd up and began writing music and dropping EPs. Hayley gained a huge amount of fame and popularity after releasing the music video for her single Girls Like Girls in June 2015. Thus after realizing how gay she truly is, she released her most homosexual EP yet, Citrine, in September 2016. She went on tour for it and unsurprisingly sold out because her music is catchy yet good quality, genuine, and she writes it herself unlike 95% of singers these days. Not only can she sing and write her own music, but she plays instruments too which is even rarer in today's music industry.

Hayley is regarded as the reincarnation of Sappho or as an icon for the gay community. Unfortunately most people would rather listen to Halsey aka Trashley or someone else who is talentless and pretentious rather than an actually musically talented creative gay Asian woman.

Person1: Hey, did you see Hayley Kiyoko's new music video?

Person2: Of course. The portrayal of a passionate and lustful interracial lesbian relationship in a nonfetishized way was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. In fact I started crying. Hayley Kiyoko is so underrated.

hayley kiyoko by beep boop boop bop May 14, 2017

kiyoko

Goddess of the Haikyuu!! volleyball realm. Living, breathing angel. Accidentally woos all, including Tanaka, Nishinoya, and Yachi.

Best friends with Daichi, Karasuno Highschool's Volleyball Captain. What a lucky guy T_T

Synonyms: see "Perfect"

Me: Kiyoko is so pretty,, *foams at mouth*
Tanaka and Nishinoya in sync: Don't look at our beautiful Kiyoko! She's ours!" *claws everyone in the vicinity's eyes out*

kiyoko by notsofestive December 15, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026