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Name given to the gods amongst men. Apollo jealous of his beauty, although it's not his 1st quality. Supreme intelligence, and kindness
Daamn u lil white ass is a Khelifa or Khalifa or whatever tf
Khelifa by Khelifa June 5, 2017
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Wiz Khalifa 

(verb) to pee; to take a piss; to take a wiz; to take a tinkle

(noun) pee; piss; urine

a more useful application of than actual reference to the ~person~ Wiz Khalifa because who actually talks about the person?
(verb)
Matt: “I’ll be back in 5.. gonna Wiz Khalifa.”
Jim: “Why do you need to say that? Just say you’re gonna take a piss.”

(noun)
Joe: “Can you come with me to the bathroom? I have to take a Wiz Khalifa.”
Mike: “What are you a girl? Go by yourself.”
Wiz Khalifa by ludis69420 June 14, 2020

Wiz Khalifa 

When you need to take a piss really bad
Holy shit I need to take a wiz khalifa
Wiz Khalifa by X_bbg_06 January 22, 2019

wiz khalifa 

When at the urinal, you think you have to fart, only to accidentally crap your pants.
That fast food messed me up, I was at the urinal and just wiz khalifad my drawers.
wiz khalifa by phoenix4674 February 19, 2017

Wiz Khalifa 

when a chick pussy farts while going pee/ when a chick is trying to pee quietly and loudly pussy farts. Wiz Khalifa usually makes the perpetrator giggle but grosses out whoever hears it.
She knew she was better off alone in the bathroom when she took a wiz khalifa. She heard a wiz khalifa in the bathroom stall at the mall. She hoped nobody heard her wiz khalifa when she used the restroom . She giggled when she took a wiz khalifa and didn't care if anyone heard it

Mia Khalifa 

A pornstar that had a diss track written about her based on a fake tweet. The diss track was by the band ilovefriday.
Know by the lyrics -
Whooo do you think you are?
You been sucking dick for a foreign car

gotta take that call

They want you at work, so, girl go do you job
(Sung by xeno Carr)

Or

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh

You gotta a boyfriend

I bet he doesn’t kiss yaaaa
He gon find another girl and he won’t miss yaaa
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
(Sung by smokehijab)
Mia Khalifa is just a pornstar
Mia Khalifa by *keyboard slam* November 28, 2018

WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa 

WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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