Keysus 

Keysus, Son of The Alpha and The Beta, is the giver of beta keys to enter the glorious Kingdom of Closed Beta.

-Originated by Prophet Starcraft42 of Path of Exile (GGG) 2011

Praise Keysus! He died for your Beta Keys!

Keysus by ZetoOfOOI October 17, 2011

keysurf

Piece of stinking excrement

I think I just stepped in some keysurf.

keysurf by InaInaIna May 5, 2006

keysurfed 

(adj) To be constantly disconnected from the internet every x seconds.

"Holy smokes Batman, where's Robin?"
"She got keysurfed"

keysurfed by Anonymous-Keysurfer February 19, 2006

keysys 

A group of boys, usually part ethnic/middle eastern, often having their great, great, great gandmother's uncle's sister being a quarter ethnic which naturally makes them beleieve that they are full in that nationality. The group is aged around 16 - 19 that generally reside in the suburb of keyborough keysy and hang out at local shopping centre Parkmore or at Hungry Jacks or neighboroughing suburbs such as noble (noble park), springy (springvale) springy sth (springvale south) and dandy (dandenong). They roam the streets like they own it and rock up to parties only to ruin them and start fights, sporting kappa, adidas and nike clothing, usually tracksuits. Generally high school dropouts (or getting kicked out of coomoora, chandler and wellington) now completing an apprentiship spending all their money on smokes, runners and their cars. Main weapon is trolley poles and their mobiles (stolen) to call their carload of mates. They believe '3173' were the best numbers ever invented.

Person one: "Oh my god bro, did u hear what happened to Jim?"
Person two: "Narrh wat happened?"
Person one: "He got bashed by the keysys"
Person two: "Farrrk"

Person one: "You going to the party in noble?"
Person two: "Narr the keysys will be there"

Person one: "Yer i saw ***** the other day.."
Person two: "The keysy boy?"
Person one: "Yerh and he asked me if I wanted to be in a keysy boy"
Person two: "Really man, wat u say?"
Person one: "I said nahhh, you know, its just good to have them as mates if you have trouble"

keysys by graff September 26, 2006

Keysys 

A youth street gang who were largely responsible for alot of party crashes and brawls all over melbourne from 1995-2008. Now defunct, the natorious keysyboys/3173 boys were made up of mostly european and islander backgrounds and generaly resided in keysborough.

Majority of its members went to chandler secondary college and would be seen hanging out at the local hungry jacks at Parkmore shopping centre.

Common nightclubs they frequented were Chasers, Viper Room and Evolution.
You would generaly see a large group of keysys upstairs along the bar at Chasers night club and were involved in one of the biggest brawls @ chasers which ended up shutting down chapel street and ended in a shooting and stabbing attack.

Rivals of other street gangs included: Oakleigh wogs, 3174 boys, DW3, BOD and the braudy turks.

A force to be reckoned with in their time. an old school street gang, they dont make em like they used to.

Person 1: “keysys,always out numbered, but never out done”
person 2: “take it easy, and if its easy, take it”

Keysys by Eaaat itt! March 23, 2019

Keyssential 

When you just cant stress enough how important something is, it is both key and essential.

Pronounced Kessential!

Like a layman version of quintessential. Can also be written key-ssential just to emphasise the double word usage.

Driving through Europe having a navigator is absolutely keyssential.

Keyssential by Man in Monte February 9, 2010

KEYSSIE 

KEYSSIE MEANS EVERYTHING,

you're my keyssie. that's why i love you.

KEYSSIE by DENSYA October 18, 2021