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Key Hole 

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”

Key Hole Surgery 

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.
Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.
Key Hole Surgery by Wise Man November 19, 2003

key in the hole 

A game where you put your dick in a ass or pussy
Hey wanna play key in the hole 😉

There’s a key for every hole 

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’

Keyhole squish 

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.
That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish
Keyhole squish by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017
The appearance a woman's anus and vulva make when she's bent over nude. It is further enhanced if the woman's butt cheeks are spread open.
Dude, Debbie was teasing me last night and I totally saw her keyhole when she bent over for me!
Keyhole by Gene Wonka October 23, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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