Kexmas
the best mf holiday ever tbh kexmas > you serving our hot lord and savior kex kex 4 life kex stan kex is the only god i believe in
merry kexmas
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kekmastersour
A man with supreme Pingas, who eliminates MixSillyMaxes and Rinis. They are typically leaders of a Pingas group with 2 other kekmasters. They usually come in groups of 4, including 2 other pingas.
kekmastersour by TheQuadHitterOfDL October 6, 2017
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Kemash
1. The process of firing an unruly underling.
2. The Shameful act of not holding the elevator door open for Co-workers. Gleefully smiling as the doors close all too quickly
2. The Shameful act of not holding the elevator door open for Co-workers. Gleefully smiling as the doors close all too quickly
Keymashing
An event that is the result of one becoming very excited (be it positive or negative excitement) whilst typing, resulting in one sending a random (usually long) string of random letters and/or characters caused by randomly mashing buttons on one's keyboard--hence the name. These are a common occurance in online conversations (i.e. IMing, Facebook, ect.) and text messages.
Example 1 (negative anger/frustration):
Kaitlyn: OMG, L just died on Death Note!
Ryan: bdjbsdbjhsdbdhdb OMG NO. ;A;
Kaitlyn: ......it's just a show, no need in keymashing on me.
Example 2 (positive excitement):
Damon: Yobanashi Deceive came out today!
Samantha: kmklmoninnninipiihj''mk I MUST HAVE IT!!!!! <3
Damon: O-o Judging by that keymashing you were doing, I should say so...
Kaitlyn: OMG, L just died on Death Note!
Ryan: bdjbsdbjhsdbdhdb OMG NO. ;A;
Kaitlyn: ......it's just a show, no need in keymashing on me.
Example 2 (positive excitement):
Damon: Yobanashi Deceive came out today!
Samantha: kmklmoninnninipiihj''mk I MUST HAVE IT!!!!! <3
Damon: O-o Judging by that keymashing you were doing, I should say so...
Keymashing by Nagito Komaeda May 21, 2013
kenmashart
kenmashart by iliketoeatarminstoes March 2, 2021
kenmas_nintendo_switch
kenmas_nintendo_switch by Pseudonymisthis May 1, 2022
KenmaSexual
You’re only attracted to his scrumptious delish big ding dong brown root blond hair video game addict who is pretty sus for hinata who likes to call you pudding ass and find everyone else not attractive
“wassup babygurl” “ew no, i’m kenmasexual km only attracted to a 5”8 setter with blonde hair and brown roots”
KenmaSexual by pudding😌💦 December 18, 2020
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