by Anaxi February 18, 2008
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"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
Overheard in Alaska:
"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."
"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."
"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
by John Dunkelburg August 20, 2013
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by Ceeeve March 15, 2017
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Get the keekee teeth mug.An Extremely beautiful and intelligent young woman. Known for a fierce temper that can be soothed by her soulmate. She knows where she is going in life and what it takes to get there. Her best feature comes from an glowing smile that can brighten even the gloomiest of days. She will be married by a partner with a name starting with a J or ending with an E.
by SeventyFive November 16, 2011
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Get the kewlkeed mug.Very small group composed of the most inquisitive innovators in the galaxy. Specializing especially in matters regarding the realigning of female vertebrae, and the holders of the all powerful artifact, they are the only mortals who hold the keys to the outer realms where they spend much of their time. Because of this many speculate they are no longer human at all, considering they carry humanities burdens as though it was a feather. Other than having effortless success on a massive scale in anything they feel like doing, they are regarded by women and men alike as one of humanities last hopes
“Idc if he was a bastard, thanos was hard bruh, he was the most powerful in the whole galaxy”
“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”
“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”
“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
by De Zohan May 8, 2021
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