Kevinitis 

When you're scratched and red bumps appear in the area. Fun for writing on people.

SB: Dude you know how kevin has kevinitis? Well, i wrote Fuck the Pain on his arm.

Kevinitis by mister chew November 6, 2010

kinitis 

Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends

I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....

kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

kelvintism 

An extreme case of autism where six whole chromosomes are missing and temper tantrums, anger issues, and mental retardation is obvious.

Melvin has an extreme case of kelvintism

kelvintism by kelvintismattendme May 3, 2015

devinitis

A psychological disorder in which a person experiences feelings of extreme narcissism, self righteousness, materialism, and a highly developed inferiority complex. The sufferer also will hold him or herself to the highest level, act like a fucking jackass and sound like a walrus wacked out on qualudes.

If Ezra doesn't watch it, he'll catch Devinitis!

devinitis by Mr. Hockney October 15, 2006

kevinmeister 

a eldery man that likes to place young girls to over his lap

other words to describe kevin would be; fit, bald, dirty, kinky, old, sexy and naughty'

'damn, id sure like to kevinmeister that girl!'

kevinmeister by chloegasm. July 7, 2008

Kevintastic 

Kevintastic is the combination of Kevin and fantastic. This adjective is used to describe a Kevin in your life that is fantastic but also needs a new word personalized to him. This word usage is usually when the Kevin in your life leaves you at a loss for words when it comes to something they did

I have no words you are Kevintastic!

Kevintastic by Balletninja August 13, 2018