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keyontis 

A redneck, probably from Texas, smells like after shave or old spice or Versace cologne. They drive a car that is like one of those cars in car commercials that is driven by some old suave middle age man like Richard from Friends or like older James Bond. Possibly an investigator.
Tasha: Wow, is that Keyontis? Do they have a hotspot?
Keith: Yes, Keyontis DOES have a hotspot!
keyontis by versaceribbon! May 21, 2019
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Kevonti is a girl who is the equivalence of wearing your favorite shirt inside out and everybody giving you compliments on how good you look. She is witty, naturally alluring and captivating. When she speaks each word will carry you away. Fashionable always. Men are captivated by her body , but ultimately never want to leave her side because of her mind. She’s been through hell and even has the souvenirs to prove it. However her aura is everything but hades.
Today was the best day of my life. I’m not shocked because Kevonti was with me
Kevonti by Brenna Bae November 26, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026