Kevan the Carrot
Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.
Kevan the Carrot by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022
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kevin the carrot
A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.
kevin the carrot by santa claus bb June 5, 2021
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Kevin The Carrot
this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
Kevin The Carrot by big fat tubby December 29, 2022
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