Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

Kevan the Carrot by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022

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kevin the carrot

A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.

Kevin the carrot loved his new nickname, it would never live up to whatever he came up with.

kevin the carrot by santa claus bb June 5, 2021

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Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

Kevin The Carrot by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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