Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022

Molly/Chip

Molly is Kevin the Carrot's #1 fan. She is amazingly smart and dazzles you with all of her jewelry. She has two names none she prefers. She is openly gay with all her rainbow accessories.

Molly/Chip is the best, smartest, and funniest watermelon alive.
Molly/Chip is not a Jon or Brenda.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com February 28, 2022

I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots, bitch.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 07, 2023

BrendaxJon

best ship on the planet boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys

BrendaxJon=Bron
BrendaxNicki Manja= cheater cheater pumpkin eater
your momxJon= boarding school for you because you couldn't sleep through the noise coming from mom's room at night.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com February 28, 2022

Walter(tiny lego baby)

Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.

Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 07, 2023