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A Ketti is a friendly, warm, gorgeous person that everyone wants to get to know. She also tends to be very gullible. (The name "Ketti" is pronounced "Katie"- the variation in spelling gives a glimpse into her unique personality)
"Let's hang out with Ketti! Yeah she's always up for an adventure!"
Ketti by Kettita307 February 2, 2010
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a nerdy, clever, but cynical remark often delivered with an incongruous smile leaving the listener wondering what way to take it
Our science teacher's ketti left me confused about whether or not she really meant it, or was being ironic.
ketti by eccentric science teacher February 6, 2010
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American: ayo elotero how much you make?
Elotero: ketti
Ketti by Kermit TMPGSF August 16, 2021
The most beautiful name. There character is always good, sweet, just the best person to ever meet.
Ohh. Look at keti she is hot af.
keti by Yaaaas queen October 18, 2020
Ketsia is a very beautiful person she is the best person ever, she is such a good best friend she is funny,kind, very annoying,and boys find her very attractive she loves her tall dark chocolates. She has a very good and funny personality she might be shy but once you become friends with her it would be like what the hell did I just meet a different person every boy she meets ends up liking her.
Best friend- Hey let's go hangout
Ketsia- Ok see you ugly nah I am just playing jkjkjk
They both laugh
Ketsia by My name is Fart December 1, 2020
You will never win an argument with Katia. She is smart, strong, and incredibly independent. You have never seen this girl cry and though she may not show it she's gone through a lot. She can make anyone smile and is extremely funny in her own quirky way. Katia is spontanious and is up for just about anything. She will keep you on your toes and make you really think. Katia asks great questions and gives the best advice. She likes to talk but not about herself. If you ever need help with anything go to Katia. She can always make you laugh but is also deep. Katia is strong willed and determined and she will absolutely not take no for an answer. Katia is very successful and everybody likes her. She would make a great wife and mother. Katia also gives the best hugs on the earth and will love you unconditionally. She is also usually very spiritual and loves God. He fills her up so much that she can't help but overflow. She is always optimistic and will always be able to make you feel better. Katia is also very modest and if you want this beautiful girl you gotta marry her!

Katia is the greatest friend in the whole world!
Kattia is so sweet!
kattia by Natkat November 1, 2013

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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