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Ketchup pre-cum 

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.
Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.
Ketchup pre-cum by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013

Ketchup pre-cum 

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum
I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

Ketchup Pre-Cum 

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup
Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

Ketchup Pre-Cum 

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.
"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."
Ketchup Pre-Cum by T0mBoi June 10, 2015

Pre Ketchup Cum 

Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime
Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"

Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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