Kershawing

An unintentional failure to meet important expectations that were based around prior experience.

Named after the star pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, who infamously played baseball worse in the postseason than he did in the regular season.

The state champion football team kershawed their way out of a national title, after expecting themselves to cruise their way to victory without a sense of seriousness. Kershawing serves as a reality check for "unstoppable" teams/individuals.

Kershawing by Original Orangutans October 24, 2023

Keshaving 

This is the act of walking into someone while walking next to them. This is usually accompanied by talking about something that excites the Keshaver

“Stop keshaving me, this hallway is crowded enough.” “My bad, I was just trying to get my point across”

Keshaving by anonymous May 9, 2023

Keshaving 

This is the act of walking into someone while walking next to them. Usually accompanied with talking to them about something that excites the person Keshaving.

“Bro can you stop keshaving me this hallway is already crowded enough.” “ Yeah my bad I was just trying to get my point across.””

Keshaving by anonymous May 9, 2023

Keshaving 

The art of walking into someone while walking next to them. Usually accompanied by talking about something that excites the keshaver.

“Stop keshaving me, this hallway is crowded enough.” “My bad, I was just trying to get my point across.”

Keshaving by anonymous May 9, 2023