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Kerrang! 

Crap mag for emo kids and people who listen to shit pop rock like my chemical romance and 30 seconds to mars, normally talentless bands with an attractive singer...
Antagonist: Did you read about Gerrard Ways new haircut in Kerrang!?
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)
Kerrang! by yawns April 7, 2008
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1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!
"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"
Kerrang by Charlie January 17, 2004
Once cool heavy music related enterprise which has now been infested with mainstream publicity whores and pseudo-punk outfits. No longer cool. Only about 20-30% of music played on the TV channel is actually what it claims to be.
Enough with the poers please, kerrang, I'm switching over to scuzz.
kerrang by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
a channel and radio and magazine and awards ceremony for people listening to real music, not synthesised drums and sqeaky voiced vocalists wearing skimpy clothes
lets watch kerrang (sky 454)
Kerrang by inoino December 9, 2003
A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.
Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.
kerrang by Urban Dictionary October 10, 2005
kerrang is a really good magazine bought by decent people!
"have you got your issue of KERRANG the best mag for rockers, punks and metalheads?"
KERRANG by ickle_monkey121 February 22, 2004