Kernoel 

It's liquid made of pumpkin seeds. It is manly popular and produced in Styria/Austria. You put it on your salad with vinegar. It's black and a little viscid.

American guy "Hm. that salad tastes delicious. what's that black liquid on it?"
austrian guy "That is kernoel."

Kernoel by Max_some_dude_from_Austria January 10, 2009

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Suicidal Kernels 

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Kernel Dwellers 

In layman terms, kernel dwellers are the womens which are attributed a score of 0 out of 10 in regard to their appearance.

The kernel dweller terms arise from the hotness scale operator H, H:Girl --> {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10}.
Whenever the operator H acts on a element of the Girl set, say y and Hy=0, then it is said that y belongs to the kernel of H.

Therefore Kernel Dwellers are the ones living in the Kernel of H.

G1 is a kernel dweller, she belongs in the kernel of H, along with the other Kernel Dwellers.

Kernel Dwellers by l0stn00b November 13, 2009

kernel 

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

kernel by Gary Destruction May 30, 2004

kernel panic 

A kernel panic is a type of error that occurs when the core (kernel) of an operating system receives an instruction in an unexpected format, or that it fails to handle properly. A kernel panic may also follow when the operating system is not able to recover from a different type of error. A kernel panic can be caused by damaged or incompatible software or, more rarely, damaged or incompatible hardware.

Dude, my laptop sucks... it suddenly developed a kernel panic about 15 seconds after boot-up.

kernel panic by jheath April 27, 2004

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

kernel bag by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021