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Kernoel

It's liquid made of pumpkin seeds. It is manly popular and produced in Styria/Austria. You put it on your salad with vinegar. It's black and a little viscid.
American guy "Hm. that salad tastes delicious. what's that black liquid on it?"
austrian guy "That is kernoel."
by Max_some_dude_from_Austria January 10, 2009
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Kernel of Pot

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.
"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."
by WeedKernel November 29, 2012
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Suicidal Kernels

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.
by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015
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Kernel Dwellers

In layman terms, kernel dwellers are the womens which are attributed a score of 0 out of 10 in regard to their appearance.

The kernel dweller terms arise from the hotness scale operator H, H:Girl --> {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10}.
Whenever the operator H acts on a element of the Girl set, say y and Hy=0, then it is said that y belongs to the kernel of H.

Therefore Kernel Dwellers are the ones living in the Kernel of H.
G1 is a kernel dweller, she belongs in the kernel of H, along with the other Kernel Dwellers.
by l0stn00b November 13, 2009
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kernel

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.
by Gary Destruction May 30, 2004
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kernel panic

A kernel panic is a type of error that occurs when the core (kernel) of an operating system receives an instruction in an unexpected format, or that it fails to handle properly. A kernel panic may also follow when the operating system is not able to recover from a different type of error. A kernel panic can be caused by damaged or incompatible software or, more rarely, damaged or incompatible hardware.
Dude, my laptop sucks... it suddenly developed a kernel panic about 15 seconds after boot-up.
by jheath April 27, 2004
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kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.
Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.
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