Kerstetter 

A bi polar, crazy physco bitch whore.

Kerstetter is coming

Kerstetter by Steve Low March 31, 2009

Kerstetter 

An individual with mad Steez, great intuition, and more determination and skills then anyone around them.

If I was Kerstetter, everyone would like me better and so would I!

Kerstetter by Imnotacrook April 7, 2009

KARSTETTERED 

when a person shows up to offer unsolicited and unneeded assistance and advice.
overly and annoyingly helpful.

sometimes you just want to be alone then out of nowhere you get karstettered

KARSTETTERED by chris nelson October 20, 2004

Karstetter 

A person usually orginating from a "backwoods" community ie. "the boonies".

Tend to kill, cook, and eat animals/random rodents that most of humanity would deam inedible.

"That karstetter jumped out of the woods onto route 1 chasing its still live beaver dinner"

Karstetter by Karstetter john September 10, 2009

Kerkstetter 

When you get with a new person every two days nonstop and won’t admit your the problem

Dude…You see that girl overthere, she’s a total kerkstetter!

Kerkstetter by Rashaina August 15, 2025